AGE/DOB May 24, 1997
Jason Vallee was the first son sired by his parental units in the year of our Lord in New York. From there, he ventured around the Eastern Coast until settling in southern shores of watery Louisiana. From there, craving flatter land, he ventured up North to the Land of Dust and Snow to settle in Chicago where he studied Alchemy, Astrology, and various Arithmetics at the ostentatious institution known as the University of Chicago. While there, much like his favorite three-legged golden retriever Eileen, he spent a lot of time chasing various plastic discs, falling in n' out of love, and shedding. Now, unlike Eileen, he plays for the greatest professional AUDL team based out of Chicago.